The strangest dream I ever had.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 02:47:28 GMT

Last night, after eating midnight leftovers of the Schezwan tofu I had eaten previously for dinner, I went to sleep. Suddenly, I was part of a volunteer organization that was going to Nicaragua to help feed the starving people. Only in the dream, Nicaragua was where the lower portion of Argentina is, and the lake was huge. So, how were we going to feed thousands of starving Nicaraguans? With scrambled eggs of course! And how were we going to make a huge amount of scrambled eggs? By dumping a ton of eggs, salt, pepper and cheese into the Nicaraguan Lake (huge, huge lake) and swirling the lake around until the eggs were done. Perfectly logical right? Well, there were some consequences to dumping the egg/salt/pepper/cheese mixture into the Nicaraguan Lake.....It killed all of the penguins. Yes, there were penguins in the Nicaraguan Lake, and we had to sacrifice all of them to feel the starving Nicaraguans. I vividly see the dead penguins in my head still (12 hours after I woke up). Well, after the dead penguins, how were we going to stir up the lake, and cook the scrambled eggs? On sting rays of course. Imagine me riding on the back of a huge stingray, like Mario does it in Mario Galaxy for the Wii. With reigns and everything. This is totally bizarre but I'm not phased by this at all, in fact riding a sting ray is totally normal. Especially when making scrambled eggs by swirling the raw egg mixture around in a lake (after killing all the penguin inhabitants). Well, riding this sting ray was like riding a jet ski standing up, and everything is going great until I get to the end of one of my circles around the lake and the sting ray starts to go under water a bit, and so I'm chest deep in this lake. No problem. That is until I look to my right and see a freaking alligator tail. I start pulling at the reigns in my hand wondering why the sting ray won't come up, and I look down at my hand and see the underwater king snakes swimming around my body and that's when I wake up from being terribly scared. Note to self: Do not eat Schzewan Tofu before going to bed. __________________________________________________________________________ Why did I have such a bizarre dream? Was I intoxicated in any way? No. Stressed out? No. I did play Mario Galaxy about 2 weeks ago so that might explain the riding on the stingray. And I did learn about Nicaraguan geography in August when I began my geography class, but that's about it. I have no idea for the reference of scrambled eggs (eww), penguins, snakes, or alligators.

Musings of a twenty-something red-head.

The strangest dream I ever had.